HELLO MY PRO WRESTLING FANS!!! I just got off of work and I’m watching TLC as I am typing this. So we are going to do something a little different. I prepared a little piece at work on this PPV, but let’s be honest this isn’t the PPV you wanted. The PPV you wanted happened on Thursday. NXT Takeover R-EVOLUTION!!! I should have written about that and trust me I learned my lesson. I am proud to announce that I will be writing about all NXT PPVs and maybe each show starting next year because NXT is the place you should be. Hell it even made the main roster jealous which is stupid because they are all under the same umbrella. They should be proud. Trust me, pay attention to NXT. It’s amazing. So without further ado, let’s get to this much different prediction piece that I would like to call TITLES: A quick analysis of TLC and S
The “Nobody watches this match because pre show and I’ll just skip it match”. The New Day vs The Dust Brothers.
Winner: The new day. I hate Big E’s preacher voice. It’s unnecessary and comes off coonish to me. Stop that. Just do the stupid gimmick and be on TV. I can’t get every thing I want. Black theory exists.
The “Shoutout to all the Stairs match”. Erick Rowan Vs Big Show.
Winner: Rowan…because Big show may put the guy over. I would think he would. Upside Down Sheamus all the way.
The “Concession of fallen badassery with chairs match”. Kane Vs Ryback
Winner: Ryback wins because…Kane is fragile, lost his badassery, wears slacks and will need Z pack after this match.
The “You guessed it impressive twerking: Stunt double is better than you and your wife is going mizdown for her career while the usos go usce match”. The Usos Vs the Miz and Damien Mizdow (C) for the tag team championships
Winner: The winners will be Miz and Mizdow because the Ascension will rise and take their precious belts unless the Usos want to meet their fall. Plus Mizdow turning is a feature motion picture in the making.
The “I wish you died in the womb revisited slash possibly the final skipping around because family or because IWC is stupid and assumes cause your married to Phil you are going to leave too match”. AJ Lee Vs Nikki Bella (C) for the Divas championship.
Winner: Nikki because the WWE better not insult its Audience because history says you owe us a Bella vs Bella match to fix that huge gaping plot hole.
The “Show up and show off match of the night match” Dolph Ziggler Vs Luke Harper (C) for the Intercontinental championship.
Winner: I’m going with Luke Harper because it seems too soon to take the belt off of him. This match may steal the show. I wouldn’t be upset if Ziggler takes it back. Both of these dudes are awesome performers. Actually no…Let’s go with Dolph Ziggler. SHOW OFF.
The “Why are we having the same match we saw from before with the exact same payoff by the way that flag match wasn’t a flag match at all match”. Jack Swagger Vs Rusev (C) for the United States Championship.
Winner: the title of this piece gave it away, the outcome is the same, swagger passes out and Lana boasts about and Rusev Crushes again.
The “No offense, but can you guys have a better match than that average show out last time match”? Dean Ambrose Vs Bray Wyatt.
Winner: Bray Wyatt because he needs it. Ambrose and Wyatt are going to ok either way it goes. This should be a hell of a good match…I hope.
The “We need to remove John Cena from Number 1 contendership so the Royal Rumble will mean something unless Brock wants to come back and have a match at Rumble because contract says so match”. Seth Rollins Vs John Cena.
Winner: Seth Rollins. Why? Because you should one read and also look at the title. Seth should win this.
– Maybe we may see a return of Randy Orton
– A Roman Reigns Return? Believe Not!
– Brodus Clay Calls His Momma from TNA
– Stuff Happens
– WWE Profit
And there you have it….the end! Till next time!